Let it be (1)

Having shifted to AMK for 2 years, I started to wonder how I actually tolerate the "on of a kind" neighbours and even up till now.

Case no.1
There lives an old granny on the same level as I am. The unit she stays is about 5 units away from mine. Every night when the clock strikes at 1am (plus/minus), this old granny started to scream and shout like nobody business. As the sentences she shouted mostly end with "Ch** Bye", it was as if the whole company of neighbour is to be assembled at the void deck in the shortest possible time. However, as the time goes by, we started to ignore her "command".

Case no.2
If you have people like Fish Leung staying at the opposite block, no matter how late it is, your mindset is most likely to be "ouwww~ continue singing please~" However, i'm destined not to have people like Leung as my neighbour. Every weekend, from 2.30 to about 4am, the 丹田 auntie at her kitchen, started singing oldies in a "walkman low batt" tone (out of tune) . Our blocks are actually quite far apart, as they are seperated by quite a huge carpark. "Fortunately", I'm still able to hear her clearly from my room. So! can ya imagine how good her 丹田 is?!

Case no.3
During the "performances" of the 丹田 auntie, I believe some beings are attracted to her "unique" way of interpreting the song. For example, my neighbour's (upstairs) dog. That holly hyper active shit is such kind of audience. When it is awake, it started to run across the room. It's footsteps is so annoying and scary that ya thought some unknown forces walked across your ceiling. Not only that, it will also drag it's plastic bowl around as if children are playing 家家酒 in the middle of the night.

Case no.4... 5... 6...

erm... Finally finished entertaining my neighbours. Shall continue other cases on another day.


Yawnzzz. Good night people, good night xiaoming. hmm... No! should be good morning.