Aug 5, 2010

Gei Kiang

The everyday of commuters going to work via various public transport mode is already stressful life to all! All the squeezing, bumping, waiting, staring, tolerating is the catalyst for our unhealthy life (becaus of blood pressure). This evening's journey back from work can be described as entertaining again. Well, the entertaining scence involves two leading auntie actress and one ahboy, and all these just happened infront of me.... and I have got a very good view! VIP "Seats" i should say.

What happened this evening was that.... at Raffles Place interchange, everyone turns crazy when transitting at the interchange station. Everyone tried all kind of different pattern just to get into the train, and their behaviour is as if they are snatching for some flying around money. One mother and his son, finally, get into the train and both are already at the brim of the doorstep. Suddenly, one office lady in her 40s squeeze into the train, pushing most passengers inwards, and at the same time using her bag as a weapon to "fan off" everyone that is besides her. Well, I'm not sure why is she flinging her bag, perhaps she scare the bag somehow obstruct others, or maybe she wants to "hit" someone so that they can give her some standing space? BUT! her action is totally a disgrace to the Aunties, her actions not only seems selfish, but also hurt the ahboy (who was the son of the mother that i mentioned just now). Her bag flung so hard that the ahboy sort of yelling in pain "OUCH!" *then sayang-ing his own head* At this very moment, the mother of the son suddenly turn into "cyclops" and STARE at that auntie with all her might. you can sense that FLAME OF ANGER from her eyes, and as if she is turning into some creepy monster. Knowing that the mother is staring at her, that auntie also stare back. The whole scene seems like some korean show, where two female leads stare at one another all becoz of a guy - and in this case, that ahboy. Ha! after ard 5 to 10 seconds of staring (the train door also closed liao) the mother suddenly said one sentence that resulted me almost burst into laughter. She said

“怎么肥了还不自动一点,还拼命挤上train!”
LOL! This mother is such a classic auntie... Frankly speaking, that auntie is not really very fat, but is rather plump. Frankly, I understand why the mother said this in the public, even though it sounds harsh and sort of personal attack. She did this just to "protect" his child and stand up for her child. That auntie had just wait for the next train, the train already lack of space, and yet she still wanna "ngei ngei" (hard hard) come in! hokkien words this describe this auntie.... Gei Kiang lah?!