每次进厕所,都觉得男人在厕所为什么也那么的“三八”又......... 下贱。除了在厕所大小解外,还说了那么一大堆的 sex topic。There is no wrong on talking about sex this issues, but HELLO! 在厕所leh?! 在一个大小便的地方也讲得出。有时真的受不了,男生为什么永远都离不开 sex 这个字。
Short Stories 1
某天,当momo从cubicle走出来,准备去洗手,and overheard...
Mr. A:then 你有没有在车上piak piak? hahahaha!
Mr. B:没有leh~ 车上做爱,不方便啦!
Mr. A:现在最好不要在车上做loh
Mr. B:做默(为什么)leh?
Mr. A:你没有看到报子写meh? 在车上做爱会给警察抓啊!
Mr. B:警察抓?Aiya!那个不同case leh。 那个driver在 highway speed then 又做爱 leh~ confirm guarantee tiok caught 的 ma~
Mr. A:哇!那个couple 降(这样) "see beh" on 啊?
Mr. B:hanah! pro leh~
Short Stories 2
某天,当momo要走进cubicle,又overheard...
Mr. A:看你这么累,昨晚是不是做了什么好事?
Mr. B:屁leh~ girlfriend 最近锁住不让我动lor
Mr. A:then 你一定是自己来啦!哈哈哈!
Mr. B:法克优! (FXXX U)
Mr. A:你没有问她作么不给你 meh?!
Mr. B:aiya! 她不要的时候都 excuse "jit dua du" (一大堆)
Short Stories 3
某天,momo从cubicle走出来,又光明正大的 overheard...
Mr. A:哇!刚才那个男的 see beh power leh!
Mr. B:Why? What happened?
Mr. A:刚才他 pee 的时候,he stand quite far away from the urinal。
Mr. B:So?
Mr. A:His must be very good in bed lah!
Mr. B:哈!What kind of logic is that?! ability to shoot far means good in bed?
Mr. A:You don't see the point?
Mr. B:Roughly know what ya are trying to say. But that is not the main factor!
从以上的故事来看,不难 notice 到 momo 就是一个不用urinal 的男生。自己一直都是一位徘徊在cubicle的“孤魂”哈哈哈! (From the short stories 3 which I have mentioned earlier on, it can be seen that there are some kpo wierdos out there, preying for errr.... not sure how to put it. Anyway, since human's organs such as penis are named as private parts, so it is still better to
relief yourselves in places such as the cubicle)。
The short stories also point out that 男生都爱 胡思‘烂’想!当然我在诉说的只是某部分的男人罢了。剩余的呢?只能说... 世界上不可能有百分之百纯正“天然”的 “product”,就连momo也不例外。
opps... =X