Jul 25, 2011

By the way, I was on my way out and I met a mad lady and also a weird teenager at the interchange. The mad lady was approaching the lady sitting in front of me, and the below conversations should be in Chinese

mad lady: "Do you have money?"
lady: "Err.... huh?"
mad lady: "Do you have money?"
lady: *paused awhile* "Dont have"

the mad lady then suddenly sat besides me, and i know i'm gonna be in trouble.

mad lady: "Do you have money?"
momo: "huh?"
mad lady: "Do you have money?"
lady: *also paused awhile, thinking is there any candid camera around* "Dont have"

the mad lady then approached another auntie that was sitting at the opposite row.

mad lady: "Do you have money?"
auntie: "money?"
mad lady: "Do you have money?"
auntie: "you mean coins huh?"
mad lady: "Do you have money?"
auntie: *started digging coins...*

the mad lady then approached another uncle that is sitting at the back seats

mad lady: "Do you have money?"
uncle: .................
auntie: *while digging coins, she was observing the mad lady, and notice she is weird, so stopped digging*

This mad lady just look perfectly normal, dyed hair, wearing formal clothings.... but she just asked everyone for money. DO YOU HAVE MONEY? And about the weird teenager, he is walking towards the berth to broad the bus. along the way....

weird teenager: *yelling* This song is very good for everyone, it is good for people with depression...... pause ......

weird teenager then yells again: I would like to recommend this song to everyone...... There's a toilet bowl in every household..... pause....